Bullring Back on... its official

That’s great news about the Bullring. I was disappointed about the paddling pool and suggested that instead of custard we used jelly. However Harry said not to worry as that problem was a mere trifle. The kettle was great wasn’t it. Mind you Linda had promised me one of her old jugs, so I was well confused. Are the instant sachets any good, because remember that last batch was ruined when the rats got into the shed and weed on them!



Oh no, not the zeppelin again, I though my last moment had come when Rita’s previous beau broke wind just after Cigar Cyril had lit one of his Havannas.



That’s a shame about the udder, it seems like only yesterday that we stole it from the pantomime cow and got chased clean out of the theatre by it and its two occupants. The man in the back half seemed to be screaming for some reason.

Bah Humbug

Bah humbug!



Pathetic. I've got 1500 instant mix sachets in my shed. You still got that catering sized kettle that you got from Linda from the Jingling Gate? If so bring it



I'll send Harry a text message and let him know we're still on. Lets hope we're still in time to travel down with Rita Davies and her new Boyfriend Humphrey Biggums in the Zeppelin.



I've got a fresh pair of garter gurglers that are screaming for some action. If I hear the phrase "which ones Morris" one more time though I swear I'm gonna explode some custard on purpose.



Have you anywhere safe that I can conceal a liberal serving of Lemon Curd Roly Poly for afters John? My Udder costume has finally gone the distance after the thrashing it received during last weeks "its a knockout of the circle" competition.



Harry's already replied.... The Bullrings Back on

Johns reply

Sorry pal, have you not heard, it’s been cancelled. We could not get enough custard to fill the paddling pool.

Dear John

no problem john

see you in the Bullring on Sunday

i'll have the giblets and phantom sausages if you can bring along the unicorn mask