Friday, April 28, 2006

Bullring Back on... its official

That’s great news about the Bullring. I was disappointed about the paddling pool and suggested that instead of custard we used jelly. However Harry said not to worry as that problem was a mere trifle. The kettle was great wasn’t it. Mind you Linda had promised me one of her old jugs, so I was well confused. Are the instant sachets any good, because remember that last batch was ruined when the rats got into the shed and weed on them!



Oh no, not the zeppelin again, I though my last moment had come when Rita’s previous beau broke wind just after Cigar Cyril had lit one of his Havannas.



That’s a shame about the udder, it seems like only yesterday that we stole it from the pantomime cow and got chased clean out of the theatre by it and its two occupants. The man in the back half seemed to be screaming for some reason.

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Blogger DaveR1682 said...

Philbo Baggins - I got a txt yesterday from Mavis, it reads as follows:

"HELLO THERE TIGER CUB QUIFF, IT'S MAVIS. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME THE MEET IS ON BOXING DAY? I HAVE A CRATE OF STRAWBERRY ANGEL DELIGHT HERE BUT NO SURE IF ITS ALLOWED AFTER LAST YEAR!"

Are we still on for 7.30pm? Best have my uncle Joe on standby this time - he's trained in first aid - I'll just ask him to wait outide until we're done.

8:48 PM  

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